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They exist for a reason I promise you! Look I know that if you take the sidewalk there is a high chance you will step in dog doodoo. I am always tempted to venture in the middle of the street. BUT I don’t! Help the drivers not kill you. If you keep walking in the middle of the road ignoring the perfectly adequate shit filled sidewalk people will get impatient. They will start purposely nudging you with their cars.

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